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Ask the WC 37: Blog future, negative reviews, California rain

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“Blog? Yes, we want the stinkin’ blog!”

This edition of Ask the WC: Will the blog continue, plus questions about negative reviews and all that rain in California

Because the customers always have questions, and the Wine Curmudgeon has answers in this irregular feature. You can Ask the Wine Curmudgeon a wine-related question by clicking here.

Hi, WC:
Are you going to keep doing the blog? I read all the stories on here about how people don’t drink wine anymore and I’m wondering if it’s worth your time to keep writing the blog.
Long-time reader

Dear Long-time:
That’s a fair question, and one I’ve thought about a lot over the past couple of years. In the end though, I always decide to keep going. Yes, it is more difficult to keep going s wine becomes less popular — who wants to write about something that fewer people are interested in? But, thanks to the Substack model, I’m making money; more last year in fact, than in the previous year and much, much more than I made in all the time the blog was free. So keep those subscriptions coming.

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Hola, Wine Curmudgeon:
Your negative reviews are hysterical — how do you think of that stuff? And why don’t you write more of them?
Still laughing

Dear Laughing:
Thanks for the kind words. Some of the review you mention even I like, and I am pretty hard on myself. Having said that, I don’t do more for a couple of reasons. First, any publicity is good publicity, and crummy wines don’t deserve any publicity. Second, I much prefer writing about wines worth buying.

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Dear Wine Curmudgeon:
You haven’t written anything about all of the rain in California this winter. Is that good or bad for wine?
All about the weather

Dear Weather:
It depends on who you ask. I talked to one very small grower, and he was thrilled to death. But given that so much of the rain flooded and then ran off every which way. it will be more difficult to say on a larger scale. One report said the rain helped, but there is still a long way to go.

More Ask the WC:
• Ask the WC 36: Restaurant wine, holiday wine, past vintages
• Ask the WC 35: Kroger merger, Fred Franzia, AVAs
• Ask the WC 34: Wine prices, wine and health, Ukraine

It’s a Wonderful Wine Life 2022

The WC rolls out the holiday traditions, both video and literary

What does one acquire after writing the blog for 15 holiday seasons? Holiday tradition, of course. So enjoy:

• The video is the WC’s epic holiday wine advice video, made with the legendary Michael Sansolo for the Private Label Manufacturers Association. This was supposed to be a series, but then the pandemic happened. The original post ran here. The video is age-restricted, since it’s about alcohol, but click the link to watch it on YouTube.

• The WC’s take on “It’s a Wonderful Life” — not quite as wonderful as the original, but it has its moments. And, no, my version of “White Christmas” isn’t coming any time soon.

• The first two holiday parodies — A Wine Curmudgeon Christmas Carol and ‘Twas the Night Before Christmas: The cheap wine version. Frankly, pretty classic stuff.

Holiday wine gift guide 2022

wine racks at a storeThe Wine Curmudgeon’s holiday wine gift guide 2022 — value, value, and more value

Once again this year, the WC received the same sort of news releases for holiday season wine gifts — lots of overpriced items that hardly anyone actually needs. That means you, Yeti wine cooler.  Plus, and as always, lots and lots of plus for the Coravin opener, which begs the question: How many Coravins does one person have to have?

Which doesn’t those of us much good who want quality and value, as well as a gift we will enjoy. Which brings us to the blog’s 2022 holiday wine gift guide. As always, keep the blog’s wine gift buying guidelines in mind:

• Give the gift of the blog, and save the WC from all that Substack subscription advice.  One year of the newsletter at 20 percent off, just $56. Click this link to send a gift subscription. Use the email address of the person getting the subscription where it asks for an email, add a credit card, and they’ll get the $10 Hall of Fame, the Cheap Wine of the Year, and all of the rest — plus the rants and analysis that have made the blog what it is.

• Windows on the World, 35th edition ($21): There are probably a trillion wine books, including mine (which is almost out of print). But the Zraly is almost certainly the best overall look at wine and how to make sense of it. I own a couple of editions, and it has been the textbook for most of the college wine classes I have taught. And if it seems like I recommend it regularly, that’s because it’s that good.

• The Language of Yes Syrah 2020 ($40, sample, 13.9%) is a collaboration between Randall Grahm, who is about as iconoclast as wine gets, and E&J Gallo, which isn’t. Ever. In any way. Hence, it’s an interesting and well-made wine that doesn’t taste particularly a Randall Grahm wine, and especially a syrah. Remember this? Instead, it’s less meaty, but fruitier (black fruits) and more rich. And, because it is what it is, it has received high praise from the Winestream Media. That’s something that doesn’t always happen with Grahm wines.

• Yes, wine glasses seem sort of cliched — until yours break and you need new ones And then they’re expensive and confusing.  But a company called made-in has quality glasses — four red and four white for $69.

Photo:”More Wine Racks” by Didriks is licensed under CC BY 2.0.

More holiday wine gift guides:
• Holiday wine gift guide 2021
• Holiday wine gift guide 2020
• Holiday wine gift guide 2019

Ask the WC 36: Restaurant wine, holiday wine, past vintages

people in barThis edition of Ask the WC: Restaurant wine prices keep going up, plus questions about holiday wine and past vintages

Because the customers always have questions, and the Wine Curmudgeon has answers in this irregular feature. You can Ask the Wine Curmudgeon a wine-related question by clicking here.

Dear Wine Curmudgeon:
I went out to dinner with some friends at a high-end steakhouse, and I couldn’t believe the prices. How about $100 for a glass of wine? What’s going on there?
Chapped off

Dear Chapped:
I guess the restaurant wine business, faced with building its business back after the pandemic, decided to do it at one fell swoop with lots of high prices. I warned them about this (and took some flak for it), but it’s not all the different from the restaurant wine model before the pandemic. The irony, as one wine marketer told me the other day, is that many restaurants are still sitting on lots of wine left from before the pandemic. Meanwhile, business still hasn’t rebounded completely, so you’d think they’d be more reasonable about prices. In which case, apparently, you’d be wrong.

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Hi, Jeff:
Do you ever get tired writing about holiday wine? I’ve been reading your site for a while, and it seems like having to do the same stories every year would wear you out?
Just curious

Dear Curious:
You ask a question that used to drive newspaper food editors crazy in the old days (and may still do so — I haven’t talked to many in a while). How do you write what is essentially the same story every year and keep it interesting? I’m lucky that I’m just doing wine suggestions, which is far less difficult than finding a way to explain turkey roasting in a new and inventive way each holiday.

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Hey, WC:
You mention past vintages a lot. What does that mean?
New reader

Dear New:
Past, or previous, vintages are exactly that — everything that isn’t the current vintage. So if the current vintage is 2021, then 2020, 2019, and so forth are past vintages. That’s one way to tell the health of the wine business; if you see a lot of past vintages on shelves, then there is a lot of unsold wine in warehouses and in inventory. And that’s not a good thing, since it means a lot of wine is not being sold.

Photo: Marcus Herzberg via Pexels

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• Ask the WC 35: Kroger merger, Fred Franzia, AVAs
• Ask the WC 34: Wine prices, wine and health, Ukraine
• Ask the WC 33: Wine consumption, bad wine, Earth Day

Ask the WC 35: Kroger merger, Fred Franzia, AVAs

Wine display in a supermarketThis edition of Ask the WC: The Kroger-Albertson’s merger and wine, plus Fred Franzia and lots of new AVAs

Because the customers always have questions, and the Wine Curmudgeon has answers in this irregular feature. You can Ask the Wine Curmudgeon a wine-related question by clicking here.

Hi, Jeff:
You write a lot about the retail part of the wine business, and as far as I know you’re the only one who takes grocery store wine seriously. So how will this proposed Kroger-Albertson’s merger affect those of us who buy wine in the grocery store?
Worried

Dear Worried:
I’d be worried, too. This merger, announced last week, would turn the of the two biggest supermarket chains in the country into one. How do we know to be worried? Because the business media has fallen all over itself saying what a great idea it is. How can reducing competition for food — especially these days — be a good idea for anyone but the companies merging? Unless, of course, you think higher prices and less choice is a good idea.
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Dear Wine Curmudgeon:
Fred Franzia’s death seemed to cause a lot of controversy. Why was that? He just made cheap wine, didn’t he?
Cheap wine drinker

Dear Cheap:
Because, he made cheap wine, of course. And he liked to rag the wine business about it, which offended it that much more. I was surprised, though, at the vitriol when he died, and not just the Eric Asimov piece. I talked to several people in the wine business, who are otherwise quite intelligent and rational, and all were almost giddy about Franzia’s death. He had that kind of a reputation.
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Hi, Wine Curmudgeon:
I don’t understand  about all these new wine regions. Why is that?
Confused

Dear Confused:
Wine regions in the U.S. are called American Viticultural Areas, or AVAs for short. They’re supposed to highlight the wines of that region and show that the conditions in the region make the wines unique. They’re based on the European model, and for the most part do a good job — even for less known regions. The Texas High Plains AVA is unique, and much different from the Monticello AVA in Virginia. Having said that, they have become an integral part of wine marketing — call it a government seal of approval for wine quality. Which isn’t the case, and was never supposed to be the case. They’re just supposed to denote different geographical regions. So you can be excused for being confused.

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• Ask the WC 32: Wine prices, wine and health, Ukraine

Ask the WC 34: Wine prices, wildfires, supply chain

shopping cart with wine bottles
Never fear — despite price increases, there seem to be plenty of $10 and $12 wine in stores.

This edition of Ask the WC: Why wine prices continue to defy the law of supply and demand, plus wine country wildfires, and good news — and bad — for the supply chain

Because the customers always have questions, and the Wine Curmudgeon has answers in this irregular feature. You can Ask the Wine Curmudgeon a wine-related question by clicking here.

Hey, WC:
How come wine prices keep going up? Or at least they seem to where I live (East Coast).
More cheap wine

Dear Cheap:
I was asked this question on this radio show and this radio show. (And please forgive the shameless, shameless, plug.) The confusion is that, as wine consumption has been declining, prices have been increasing. Which seems to defy the law of supply and demand. As near as anyone can tell, the price hikes are more about the cost of glass bottles and shipping than the price of wine. In addition, some retailers and wholesalers are raising prices just because.
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Oh Curmudgeonly One:
You haven’t written anything about wine country wildfires this year. How come?
Curious

Dear Curious:
Because, thankfully, so far, this season’s worst wildfires have avoided California wine country. In fact, I talked to the blog’s official wine marketer (who lives in Napa) about this the other day, and he said it has been a fine, pleasant and wonderfully normal summer so far. So let’s hope for the best.
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Dear WC:
What’s the latest on wine and the supply chain?
Geeky blog reader

Dear Geeky:
The good news, according to this story, is that much of the worst of the supply chain snafus of the past couple of years seem to be over. The backup at the port of Los Angeles, the busiest in the western hemisphere,  is one-fifth of what it has been. The bad news? Cyber-attacks, mostly from Russia and Europe. The story says there have been as many as 40 million attacks a month.

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• Ask the WC 33: Wine consumption, bad wine, Earth Day
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• Ask the WC 31: Pinot noir, minimum pricing, wine apocalypse

Porch wine 2022

Chairs on a front porch
Does the chicken have the ice cubes?

Once again, why porch wine matters — and bring the ice cubes

I usually don’t update the porch wine post every year, but this year is special — and not just because of the 100-plus temperatures in Dallas. And those of you in Dallas who are angry at the blog’s unofficial weather forecaster — don’t you have something better to do?

Rather, I’m updating the post this year because Esther Mobley of the San Francisco Chronicle, of the most important members of the Winestream Media, says it’s OK to put ice cubes in your wine.

Welcome to the fight, Esther.

Porch wine is about lighter wines, red and white (and of course, rose), that are lower in alcohol and that offer relief from the heat. The idea with a porch wine is to drink something that won’t make the sweat bead on your forehead. The blog’s original porch post is here, and there is even a porch wine terms post.

And keep the ice cubes handy. These four wines will get you started:

• Zestos Blanco 2020 ($12, purchased, 12.5%): This Spanish white is one of the all-time great cheap wines, and the 2020 vintage may be the best ever — subtle and interesting, with less tart white fruit and maybe even some spice. Sure to make the shortlist for the 2022 Cheap Wine of the Year. Highly recommended. Imported by Ole & Obrigador

• Librandi Segno Bianco 2020 ($12, purchased, 12.5%): Well-made, varietally correct Italian white that uses the little known greco bianco grape. That means some lemon fruit as well as very clean and very crisp, if a bit thin. Imported by Winebow

• Château Laulerie Bergerac Rose 2021 ($10, purchased, 12%): Yummy cabernet sauvignon-based rose from southern France, with a little merlot to round it out. Almost raspberry fruit, some garrigue, and long on the finish, almost stony. Highly recommended. Imported by Skurnik Wines

• Brunellesco Montepulciano d’Abruzzo 2019 ($10, purchased, 12%): This Italian red is much more savory and herbal than other wines from the Montepulciano d’Abruzzo region. The cherry fruit isn’t the only selling point. Highly recommended. Imported by Monsieur Tonton Selections

Photo: Taliesin vis Morguefile

More about porch wine:
• Memorial Day and rose 2022
• Update: Porch wine for the long, hot summer
• Wine of the week: Vinho verde 2022
• Wine of the week: Domaine Duffour Cotes de Gascogne 2020