Do-it-yourself New Year’s wine resolutions for 2015

What better post for the day after New Year’s than the Wine Curmudgeon’s second annual Do-it-yourself wine resolutions? Just click on the drop-down menus and select your wine resolutions for 2015. Those who get the blog via email or RSS may have to go the website to use the menus. The 2015 $10 Hall of Fame will post on Monday.

In 2015, I’m going to drink:
different kinds of wine, because that will make the Wine Curmudgeon happy.the same wine I always drink, because that will annoy the Wine Curmudgeon.the cheapest wine I can find, because I don’t care about the Wine Curmudgeon.whatever wine will get me drunk the quickest.

In 2015, wine scores will:
become less important, because the Winestream Media is less relevant.become more important, because the Winestream Media knows best.will annoy the Wine Curmudgeon more than ever.help me find wine to get me drunk the quickest.

In 2015, I’m going to buy wine:
based on scores and the Winestream Media’s advice.that I like. Really. I mean it. Honest.with cute labels, because that’s what I alway do.that will get me drunk the quickest.

In 2015, the most important wine trend will be:
whatever the Winestream Media says it will be, because it knows best.local and regional wine, because that sounds cool.wine sales in grocery stores, because that makes me sound smart.whatever wine gets me drunk the quickest.

New Year’s resolution image from Mayor Gia, using a Creative Commons license