“Maybe wine wouldn’t be so bougie if more people listened to the WC.” The Wine Curmudgeon’s ninth annual Do-it-yourself New Year’s wine resolutions. Welcome to 2022, wine drinkers!
Just click on the drop-down menus and select your wine resolutions for the new year. And, as always, thanks to Al Yellon , since I stole the idea from him — and he has never once complained.
In 2022, I will:observe Dry January, since it’s cool. observe Dry January and Sober October, because I believe in health. ignore Dry January and the like, since I drink in moderation. drink my usual, and that isn’t bougie wine
In 2022, I will try to learn more about wine:Of course, because I need to know about toasty and oaky. Of course not, because I’m an old white guy and I already know everything. Probably not, since I can’t afford the WC’s subscription. Not! Wine is so bougie!
In 2022, I will buy:more wine, because pandemic drinking. the exact same wine I always buy, since I’m an old white guy. less wine, since prices keep going up and quality keeps going down. anything but bougie wine!
In 2022, I will try to visit:a local winery, since Drink Local. Napa wineries, since I’m an old white guy. one of those urban wineries, since they have bands. a craft brewery. Wine is so bougie!
In 2022, cans and PET bottles will:become more popular, because the environment. suck, because heavy bottles — I’m an old white guy. show up on the WC blog way too often. Who cares about bougie wine?!
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