The sixth do-it-yourself wine review
by Wine Curmudgeon Posted On
The blog’s sixth annual do-it-yourself wine review — what better way to enjoy the duration than to poke fun at wine?
Technology keeps threatening to make wine reviews obsolete, but that doesn’t mean we can’t still revel in the snobbish gibberish that has made them infamous. Hence, the blog’s sixth annual do-it-yourself wine review.
So write your own wine review, using the drop-down menus in this post. Just click the menu and choose your favorite line. Those of you who get the blog via email may have to go to the website — click here to do so.
As always, thanks to Al Yellon, since I stole the idea from him. This year, the format is a little different — reviews of four wines. A special tip of the WC’s fedora to those who contributed classic lines.
This French red blend:
This California cabernet sauvignon:
This Italian Prosecco:
This $50 rose:
More do-it-yourself wine reviews:
• The fifth do-it-yourself wine review
• The fourth do-it-yourself wine review
• The third do-it-yourself wine review
Good way to pass time
Nice to have a laugh. Some of these wines are sooo pretentious!