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Winebits 780: Three-tier, cheap wine, “overrated” wine

Prohibition enforcement officers
“Just try shipping wine. … and see what happens.”

This week’s wine news: “No, you can’t ship wine,” plus one of Britain’s leading wine critics sort of endorses cheap wine and sommeliers take aim at overrated wine

Not on Texas’ watch: The WC was in a Fed Ex store in Dallas last week when one of the employees was telling a phone customer, “No, we can’t ship wine.” Needless to say, I had to ask about the call. Yes, said the employee, we get a lot of those, and yes, they don’t understand why they can’t ship wine. And, he said, I know we can’t because it’s illegal in some way, but I don’t understand why it’s illegal. It’s just grape juice. Take that, WSWA! The WC laughed, offered a two-sentence description of the three-tier system, and told him to be on the lookout for holiday packages marked as olive oil. Which – and don’t ask me how I know this – has long been used to confuse Fed Ex and UPS when shipping wine.

“Cheap wine”? Andrew Jefford, one of the leading critics in the United Kingdom, writes: “Drinking cheap wine need not be a cheap experience.” So another victory for the WC? Not exactly. The piece is more focused on Britain’s economy (or lack of same), what with near-record inflation, shortages, strikes, and all the rest. Jefford seems to be writing for the demographic that voted for Brexit and caused much of the pain, letting them know can survive without red Bordeaux and Champagne this holiday season. For one thing, he offers wine from the Loire in France as a cheap alternative, and the Loire hasn’t been affordable in the U.S. for years. And he doesn’t mention Spain, which is still cheap in the U.K.

Overrated? VinePair asks sommeliers to name the most overrated wines in the world, and the results were surprising – or not surprising, given the wine business. “Champagne” is listed twice, as is Burgundy and Napa cabernet sauvignon – none of which the restaurant wine business would exist without. I was a bit surprised to see orange wine on the list, since sommeliers have played a key role in whatever popularity orange wine has. (Which isn’t much.)

Winebits 758: Hot weather, alcohol-free wine, AI wine writing

Drinky the Robot
Drinky loves wine, though he does have trouble tasting it

This week’s wine news: Hot weather is cooking wine shipments, plus questions about alcohol-free wine and AI wine writing

Hot, hot, hot: The temperature in Dallas has been above 100 for nine days in a row, including 106 on Friday and 105 on Saturday. I mention this not to elicit sympathy (it still beats shoveling snow), but to remind everyone to be careful when shipping wine at temperatures like this. A sample arrived last week broken and leaking; as near as I could tell, the bottle just sort of exploded because of the heat. This is not common, but not uncommon, either, as I wrote in a freelance piece for Pix.wine. Excessive heat can pop the cork and cause leakage, and it can even cook the wine, making it taste like bad fortified wine.

Calling out alcohol-fre: Huon Hooke, writing in Australia’s Brisbane Times, wants to know” “Is alcohol-free wine even wine?” Writes Hooke: “Is a sausage without meat still a sausage? Is a tarte tatin without apples still a tarte tatin?” The piece is well worth reading, delving into the metaphysical questions involved here. How can wine, which is made with alcohol, still be wine without it? In this, he writes, “There’s a place for these drinks. It’s just not my place.” I can’t say I disagree; if I don’t want alcohol, I’ll drink iced tea.

Figuring out AI? David Beck, writing in Food & Beverage Analytics, asks: Why are wine critics afraid of artificial intelligence and wine writing? I was going to write a terrific, standalone rant on the blog answering this question, especially since the article criticized some of my — dare I say — top-notch writing about wine and artificial intelligence. But Beck’s piece didn’t make much sense. It was poorly written, jumbled, and disjointed, and even his criticism of me missed the point. AI wine writing isn’t here to make human life easier, but to make more money for surveillance capitalism. So let’s mention it here, and then we can forget about it. Right, Drinky?