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Winebits 721: Hard seltzer, Ohio, food trends

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The boom is off the spritz: Millions of cases of hard seltzer will join these cans on the junk heap.

This week’s wine news: Millions of cases of hard seltzer will be destroyed, as the boom fades. Plus, Ohio finally does something about its Prohibition-era shipping laws and wine doesn’t make a food trends list

So much for hard seltzer? The company that owns Truly, the second best-selling hard seltzer in the U.S. after White Claw, will destroy millions of cases of the product. The reason? Hard seltzer goes off it sits too long, and millions of cases are doing just that on store shelves and in warehouses given hard seltzer’s stunning sales plateau this year.  Hence, destroy the product rather than sell one that that isn’t fresh. The other thing worth noting here? Several wine companies jumped on the hard seltzer bandwagon; it will be worth watching to see what happens with them.

Thank you, Ohio: Ohio, which has been almost Utah-like in restricting wine shipments into the state, has made it easier for consumers (and wine writers) to get wine from out of state producers. State law had forbidden wineries making more than 100,000 cases from shipping directly to consumers; it has lifted that restriction.  That’s not a small winery, but it’s hardly big the way the wine business works these days.

Absent wine? Wine used to make food trends prediction stories all the time; local wine was especially popular. But not any more, according to a list for 2022 from retailer Whole Foods. Instead, we will be drinking yuzu, a citrus fruit, as well as non-alcoholic cocktails. The big eating trend? Something called reducetarianism, in which we try to eat less meat, dairy, and eggs but eat high quality meat when we do splurge (which, not coincidentally, Whole Foods says it sells). The Wine Curmudgeon, who long ago cut his consumption of meat, eggs, and dairy, always thought he was following best medical practice. Who knew I was actually being super cool?

Photo: Camden & Hailey George on Unsplash 

Ohio regulators: Why can’t wine writers get samples in your state?

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“Listen up — we’re going to have to review the wine without tasting it, since Ohio law won’t let us get samples.”

When it comes to the three-tier system, even the First Amendment doesn’t matter

This is how screwed up the wine business, three-tier, and wine shipping is: A PR firm can’t send wine samples to wine writers in Ohio so they can write nice things about the wine so wine drinkers will buy more of it.

Is it any wonder I worry about the future of the wine business?

The samples are part of a virtual tasting set for today. But participants got an email on Monday saying two of the wines can’t be shipped to wine writers in Ohio “due to complications with shipping laws to Ohio.”

Is there any other business in the world where you can’t review a legal product because it’s forbidden to send it somewhere? “I’m sorry, Ms. Critic, but you can’t see the new Marvel Avengers movie in Ohio – there are shipping complications.”

We’ll ignore the First Amendment issue here, which the Ohio “complications” clearly step all over. “Congress shall make no law … abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press. …” The Ohio “complications,” in prohibiting a writer from getting the wine, violate the Constitution. It’s not unlike telling the New York Times its reporter can’t cover Ohio State football because state law forbids non-Ohio reporters from writing about the team.

But, hey, this is three-tier, so who cares?

Rather, this is about the short-sightedness, stupidity, and arrogance of the wine business, as well as the legislators and regulators who are in the pockets of the wine business. Protecting three-tier – and its cash-making monopoly – is apparently more important than letting consumers buy what they want, making wine accessible, and acting like we live in the 21st century.

To say nothing of selling more wine.

I’m purposely not mentioning the wines, the PR firm, or the tasting because I don’t want to get anyone in trouble with the Ohio authorities – they can be especially vindictive.

But I’m here, and I’m happy to discuss this foolishness at length. I want to hear someone from the Ohio legislature, attorney’s general office, or liquor regulators tell me why it’s legal for a wine writer to be denied a sample in the name of three-tier.

Because they can’t.

Photo: OzTypewriter, using a Creative Commons license