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The Hosemaster of Wine, Riedel, and the new censorship

Hosemaster of Wine Riedel

Aug. 10, 2015 update: Riedel and the publisher of the British wine website that ran Washam’s post have come to a compromise, reports the drinks business trade magazine. No details were announced, but the publisher, Tim Atkin, and Riedel announced “the matter was settled.” The report also includes a ringing endorsement of free speech by Georg Riedel: “I am a true advocate of free speech and that is something I would never try to suppress.” I assume this was not sarcasm given the nature of the dispute.

Earlier this year, the Champagne trade group sued the Australian wine writer Champagne Jayne because the trade group said she wasn’t entitled to use the word Champagne. The wine business, and especially my writing colleagues, could have cared less. Maybe it was because it was in Australia. Maybe it was because they didn’t understand the danger. Or maybe they just didn’t care, because they were too busy doing business with the wine business.

This week, though, they should be paying attention. That’s when attorneys for Riedel, the wine glass company, sent a cease and desist letter to Ron Washam, who writes the Hosemaster of Wine blog. Washam, a former sommelier, writes wine-based satire that makes my rants look like a Sunday school Bible class. A recent target was Riedel, in which he called its glasses a fraud and its patriarch, Georg Riedel, a sexist flim flam man. The lawyer letter, claiming the piece wasn’t satire, that Washam had defamed Riedel, and that a retraction was required, quickly followed.

That Riedel would threaten to sue over something so silly speaks to how the wine business thinks it can control what goes on as wine writing leaves the print world. If Eric Asimov had written this in the New York Times, Riedel, company and man, would have blustered and foamed and forgotten about it. They certainly weren’t going to sue the Times, which actually has a landmark libel case named after it.

But Washam? He, like Champagne Jayne, is a different story. Asimov and most print writers are seen as separate and distinct by the wine business, because it understands print and it knows better than to mess with it. That’s not the case with Washam and those of us who aren’t print. We’re considered part of the wine business, and I get reminded of this every day. We who write about wine on the Internet don’t exist for consumers; we exist to sell product, and we’d better damn not forget it. Otherwise, lawyers send letters.

That Washam, Champagne Jayne, and everyone else who writes about wine are part of the media and deserve the same protections as “real” journalists is inconceivable to the wine business. Much of this is our own fault, given how so many of us are happy and fat shilling for wine companies. The last thing these wine writers want is to be tarred with the journalist brush and to be forced to offer honest evaluations about the products they tout. But that doesn’t absolve them of their responsibility to their readers or to their consciences.

I wrote this in February, and I’ll write it again. Big Business, under the guise of intellectual property law, sees an opportunity to silence its critics and censor what is written about its products. The first step in stopping this from continuing in wine is for everyone — from the Wine Spectator and Wine Advocate on down — to denounce the practice and to refuse to be part of it. Otherwise, the lawyers will send more letters, and eventually we’ll end up with wine writing where all the wines get 92 points and where we’re told we need to buy every wine accessory that’s advertised.

That will be a lot of fun, won’t it?

Winebits 149: Libel, grape theft, frogs

Call this a roundup of pressing wine legal news (and yes, the pun was fully intended).

? Winemaker sues blog commenters: Charles Smith, who makes well-regarded Washington state wines (and was featured on the blog) has apparently had enough of the Internet and anonymous criticism. He has filed a lawsuit against the people who said he wasn’t a winemaker, but a marketer, on the Blake Gray wine blog. The catch? Smith doesn’t know who made the comments, so he has subpoenaed Google, which hosts the blog, to get technical information that may allow him to identify the commenters. I don’t know Smith other than from our one phone interview, but I like his wines and he seems like someone who cares about what he does. My advice? Let this drop. Small-minded people hide behind anonymity, and they’re not worth the trouble.

? “Wine Mafia gangs”: French police think well-organized criminal gangs are raiding vineyards in the Languedoc region, stripping vineyards bare. One top cop said it may even be the work of Russian gangs: “We are undoubtedly dealing with the kind of upmarket criminals who steal old master paintings and antiques to order.” This is difficult to believe, given the amount of effort needed to harvest grapes. Robbing banks is quicker, has a bigger payoff, and requires much less work. Even more amazing? London’s Daily Telegraph, which ran this story, then tried to tie the French theft into thefts in Japan and Washington state. What’s next — a movie called the Winemaker Code about an ancient conspiracy to reserve wine for the very rich?

? Frog in the bottle: Or, don’t buy Spanish whites from British supermarkets. An English woman claims a small frog fell out of the bottle and into her glass during a family celebration, and she has suffered stomach pains ever since the incident. The article, from Britain’s Sun newspaper, even has a picture. The woman is suing, and there is a terrific quote from her solicitor about how the store had a contractual obligation to sell wine without frogs in it. Which brings the Wine Curmudgeon to quote Shakespeare (since this happened in Britain) from Henry VI, Part 2: “The first thing we do, let’s kill all the lawyers.”