Alexa, who is the Wine Curmudgeon?
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There’s viral, there’s Andy Warhol’s 15 minutes of fame, and then there’s Alexa
Alexa, who is the Wine Curmudgeon?
“This is what I found on Wikipedia: Curmudgeon is an American-brewed old Ale.
No, Alexa. The Wine Curmudgeon. Who is the Wine Curmudgeon?
“Hmmm, I don’t know that one.”
OK, Alexa. Who is Robert Parker?
“According to Wikipedia, Robert Parker is a U.S. wine critic. … He is the mostly widely known wine critic in the world.”
OK, Alexa, so who is the Wine Curmudgeon?
“Hmmm, I don’t know that one.”
Sigh. OK, Alexa. Who is Jancis Robinson?
“Jancis Robinson is a new Liverpool poet.”
Really? That must be news to her. So who is the Wine Curmudgeon?
“Hmmm, I don’t know that one.”
OK, Alexa. So who is Eric Asimov?
“Eric Asimov is a wine and food critic for the New York Times. … He is the sister of Nannette Asimov, a writer for the San Francisco Chronicle.”
No kidding. So who is the Wine Curmudgeon?
“Hmmm, I don’t know that one.”
Alexa, here’s an easy one. Who is Dave McIntyre?
“Dave McIntyre is the author of 10 books, including The Fall series.”
Wow. He never told me that. So, Alexa, one more time: Who is the Wine Curmudgeon?
“Hmmm, I don’t know that one. But if you are ready to celebrate national Star Wars Day, I am the droid for you.”
Churro, the blog’s associate editor, contributed to this post